Girl “Loses” Boyfriend At Disney

Fox– One couple’s day at Walt Disney World quickly turned into a game of hide-and-seek.

Brittany Blake and boyfriend Regory Turco had visited the Florida theme park on Friday expecting to spend some time together exploring the massive tourist destination. However, Blake ended up spending most of the day searching for Turco.

Hours into her search, Blake turned to a special group for Disney Annual Passholders on Facebook, where she asked others to help her locate her missing beau, whose cellphone battery had died. She also posted a photo of the pair.

“Weird post but lost my boyfriend in Epcot today and haven’t been able to find him for hours because his phone is dead. If anyone sees him can they tell him to meet us at the Mexican pavillion?”

The post gathered over 1,300 comments two hours after posting, FOX4 reported.

“That shirt is very distinctive. Someone should be able to spot him,” Nikki Goodfellow posted with laughing faces following her comment, FOX4 reported.

The search party even created its own hashtag to help the campaign go viral.

Blake took time to update the hundreds of concerned Facebook users.

“Update on my boyfriend: Found on the frozen ride. He was drinking all day while looking for me. BTW: thanks for everyone’s nice comments!!” Blake wrote.

Who’s going to be the one to tell this girl that she didn’t lose her boyfriend? I mean, the guy ran away.

Going to Disney over the age of 10 must STINK. You’re either going as a parent, bringing your screaming, smelly kids to a park packed with hundreds of thousands of people who are all forcing their way in front of you for the line at Harry Potter world. The restraint parents demonstrate while parading around Disney, pretending to be happy so their kids have a good time, is incredible. Is there some sort of unwritten rule amongst adults at Disney that everyone keep their heads down and don’t fight? Because Disney not being the number one spot for assault and battery cases is the upset of the century.

But people that are in their 20’s that go to Disney are an entirely different story. You have to be psychotic to go there when you have no kids or are not an infant yourself. This girl probably wanted to go see the Avatar exhibit and walk around Epcot and dragged her boyfriend along. No chance this dude wanted to walk around with swamp ass all day, fighting for space between a snotty 5 year old and 45 year old dad who is ready to snap.

That’s why he got “lost.” And why his phone died. I haven’t been to Disney in forever but I have to imagine there are charging stations somewhere. If airports have them Disney must so people can call 911 when they are suicidal after spending 10 hours there.

And you know this was all planned because when the girlfriend found him he had been drinking all day riding the “Frozen” ride. Now THAT is a Disney experience I can get behind. Getting boozed up and belting out, “DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN” sounds like a pretty good day to me.

Now does she know he did this on purpose and is putting on a show for the media? Maybe. If that’s the case this dude is in the biggest dog house imaginable and would have been better off ditching the shirt she posted him in and living in Disney until he died from alcohol poisoning.

Both of them are at fault here. This girl shouldn’t have booked a trip to Disney and he probably shouldn’t have disappeared on her. Be adults and go to a cheap air bnb in Mexico or the Caribbean and sit by the pool bar until you fall off the stool.

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