I can’t upload the video because I’m too broke to afford that plan, but here is the video in question.
If you’re too lazy to click the link a little kid hopped in a yeti cooler, locked it, and got stuck. What an idiot! Quick- if you had to guess where did this happen? If you said Florida you win!
Give it to the parents though. Their reaction time to his muffled screams was lightspeed. When the dad came barreling onto the porch and couldn’t find his kid I lost it. What do you think as that kids parents though? All kids like to hide from time-to-time. Normally it is in a closet, under a table, or in a homemade pillow fort that doesn’t allow girls. This little fella, though, decided to jump feet first into a cooler! And it’s not like he’s 3 or 4. He looks like he’s 8 or 9. At what point do you sit your kid down and tell him that pretending to be a 30 of bud light isn’t acceptable until you’re in college?
And now his sisters have something to rib him for the rest of his life. When this kid grows up and has kids and has to shut down the supermarket because his son was hiding in the candy section his sisters will say, “Well we know where he gets it from and at least he didn’t trap himself.”
Next time dad takes the boat out he’s gonna reel in a good sized tuna, snap a picture, and open the cooler to put it in only to have his son jump out and scare him so bad he falls overboard and is eaten by that tuna’s family. Keep that head on a swivel, pops.
P.S- is that cooler too small for a tuna? I’ve fished once and got so sea sick I spent the entire time with my head in my crotch praying the boat capsized so I could just die right there. For all I know tuna’s are 500 pounds and that cooler is good for nothing.
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