With Bob Kraft pleading not guilty and an entire circus about to consume the Patriots owner it got me thinking, what other owners have some skeletons of their own?
For the sake of this argument we are excluding Jerry Jones and Jim Irsay. We all know what they have in their closets.
Stan Kroenke, Rams:
I mean, this guy is a Bond villain. Probably has a secret island with buildings filled with super computers that are hard wired to steal everyones private information and blackmail you in the near future. He’s secretly the one behind the millions of spam calls you’ve gotten over the last few years; selling your name and number to pyramid schemes without an inkling of regret.
Mike Brown, Bengals:
This guy thinks the confederacy won the war. His face SCREAMS asshole. He’s the one in your friend group who nobody really likes but lingers around and makes a lot of questionable “jokes” that are really just an outlet for him to be a dick.
Arthur Blank, Falcons:
Next.
Dan Snyder, Redskins:
Snyder is the guy who asks you how your life is going and before you can get a word out says, “Yeah, I’m a billionaire.”
There is zero chance this guy has any real friends. Anyone that dare question him is banished. Wouldn’t surprise me if he had some skeletons in his backyard if you know what I mean.
Truth is, all these owners have a shady side to them. When you’re that rich you’re not a normal person. It just doesn’t happen. Sometimes it is clearly visible that the ultra rich are wired differently- look at Zuckerberg. Other times you just don’t know how weird these people are until the curtains are pulled back and you get a look at the dungeons they have in their basement that would make 50 Shades of Grey fans blush.
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