Kim and Trump Don’t Have a Deal

So much for the art of the deal, eh? After hours of meetings and negotiations, two of the more powerful people on earth could not come to a common ground on a deal and for that, we should all be thankful.

Imagine if those two did make a deal? If they became good friends because of it? One is the most powerful person in the world; the other is a master at propaganda and using the media to spread messages and false narratives. Those two together are the illuminati. And with Kim’s probable connections to the Hollywood elites, they could form a dynasty that would last thousands of years. I mean look at these two!

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Power couple! I, for one, am thankful that we don’t have to worry about the Kardashians and Trumps cooperating, planning, and concocting a future for this country while sitting in the Oval office.

This also dispels my theory that Trump ran for office because he saw the episode of South Park where Obama ran just so he could steal a diamond. I figured he ran just so he could grow his influence in Hollywood and return as their lord supreme and reign hellfire on the entire city of Los Angeles, having his, and her, minions running around to every person on the street screaming FIRED! right in their grillmix.

I guess he just had a change of heart. Decided he was in this for the long haul and was really going to Make America Great Again. Or that’s what he wants us to think. This whole meeting was a ruse- meant to distract us from the real meeting going on. Someone more powerful, more influential, more devious that Kim K.

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The two have openly hated each other since Trump was elected. But is it all just a masquerade? A part of a larger plan for the two true super powers in the world to link up and take over everything and anything? Who’s he looking at in that picture? Looks like a bigger guy with blonde hair. Aren’t many of those around. And the way he’s looking at him? Pure astonishment. He can’t believe just how deep Trumpy is willing to go to hide their real relationship. He now realizes why Daniel Day Lewis hasn’t done a movie in forever. He’s moved on from acting to teaching. Secretly, he’s been teaching the President how to act like a maniacal narcissist that is uniting the country in his hatred towards him. Incredible!

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