Erin Brockovich Part Two: PG&E Responsible For Deadliest Wildfire In California History

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Call Julia! Call (checks to see if Albert Finney is still alive. damn died two weeks ago RIPIP) someone who can play a lawyer! Pacific Gas and Electric are at fault for last years Camp Fire in California; a fire that spanned 240 square miles and did 17 billion dollars worth of damage.

At least this time they are admitting that they are at fault for this one. There will be no wild goose chase for documents linking them to the fire and no creepy guy staring at my girl Julia in a bar.

Talk about an all-time bad company, though. First they contaminate water, leaving hundreds stricken with crippling diseases and often times death, and try and cover it up. Fortunately for them since that happened the world has gone to shit and a company making people sick is like 107th on the list of bad things large corporations do.

But now they are back in the news as one of the main causes of the destruction of thousands of acres of wildlife and causing a Zuckerberg worth of damage. And you’ll have countless people reminding them that they also poisoned water along with burning down the state. All they need to do is leak a bunch of chemicals into the earth and fill the air with pollution and we can call on The Avatar to come clean up their mess.

Even though they were mostly forgotten in todays media world, Erin Brockovich is still a critically acclaimed film that has been getting a run on Starz lately. Maybe the execs over there knew what was coming and wanted to remind people just how shitty of a company PG&E was, is, and always will be, as well as grease the spokes for the sequel: EB2- Burning Down The Country. Get moving, Hollywood!

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