Gotcha! When is a dog ever a bad dog at the park? I mean really. Generally, people know when they have a dog that isn’t exactly friendly. My neighbors don’t bring theirs anywhere because he’s an asshole. No offense. If you’re at the park tossing a ball with your pup you know he/she just want’s to run around, poop, and try and hump something. And that’s where this crazy lady comes in.
She called the cops- on a dog- because he humped her dog. His owner didn’t hump the dog. A dog humped a dog. And, apparently, that is a crime worth reporting to the 5-0. I mean, maybe this lady is all about equal rights and the #metoo movement to her includes animals, too.
I wonder what the officer on the other end had to say.
“Yes I’d like to report a sexual assault”
“Ok ma’am I need the address and the description of the assaulter and victim”
“My daughter was the victim. She’s 7 years old. About 3 feet tall, weighs around 40 pounds and we are at the dog park”
“OK can you describe the man?”
“He was a boxer. Broad shoulders. All muscle. Big nose”
“Ma’am, are you describing a dog?”
“Yes”
“Is your daughter your dog?”
“Yes”
*hangs up*
Times like that where it must be infuriating to be a dispatcher. Someone is screaming their dog was violated while someones house is being broken in to and you can’t just hang up on them. Incredible.
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