So what if Big Bob got a few hookers? There are literally websites that are for prostitutes! The fact that it’s illegal is stupid in the first place. The real story here is the Bob K not only can still fuck at 77, but is actively seeking out people to sleep with him.
I just had a steak and cheese for lunch. The thought of doing anything other than sitting on the couch is laughable. I am 23. Bobby probably visited these parlors at night, after a full day of eating and drinking, and willingly took his clothes off. And either got jerked off or had sex with a young woman. Good for that man. I wouldn’t be surprised if at the banner ceremony next season they drop two banners: One for the Super Bowl and one that says, “Big Dick Bob had sex at 77.” That’s almost more impressive than winning a Super Bowl.
My issue with this is he went to a place where is was 80 bucks an hour. Buddy, you’re a billionaire. Take a private plane to literally anywhere but Florida and spend a couple grand on a quality girl. You have 8 zero’s after your name. Do better than a Florida crack addict that probably has 4 teeth.
Anyone that pretends to be upset about this can fuck off, too. We all know it should be legal. The only reason this is a story is because Bob K’s name is attached to it. Oh, and Jupiter police- you done fucked up going public and bragging about this. Bobby is boy’s with the president. Everyone on that force will be fired by the end of the week and he will own the state. Book it.
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