A Cleveland attorney got a double-stacked knuckle sandwich from his client after he was served a 45 year sentence for his crimes. He also had his leg bitten after both men fell to the ground which leads me to ask maybe the guy just had rabies? There’s the insanity defense and then there’s the, “My client violently murdered someone because he tried to fuck a raccoon and got rabies” defense. Guess those two go hand-in-hand in that situation.
My real question is why doesn’t this happen more often? People that are being sentenced for 45 years probably aren’t the brightest bulbs and see their attorney as to blame and dish out one last haymaker before they go and die.
Think of all the bar fights you’ve seen or been a part of. Chad will start a fight because 1-He isn’t getting laid, 2- Someone bumped him and wrinkled his new pink brooks brothers shmedium that he wears to show off his cocaine six pack, or 3- he’s a Chad. All of those scenarios are far, far less reasonable to throw a punch that going to jail for the rest of your life.
I’m glad it doesn’t happen more often as those poor attorneys most likely are fresh grads that do not believe a word their client said and hate them deep down. I mean, give those guys and girls props; defending someone because they committed a horrific crime must be soul crushing and the last thing these bright eyed law students think they’re going to do.
Now that I think about it, maybe this was a good thing for that guy. There are hundreds of public defenders, but only one who was punched and bitten by his client. He’s got a story he can lean on for the rest of his life and maybe help elevate himself in the legal world.
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