Does This Look Like A Man Who Had Meth And A Dead Bald Eagle In His House?

If this title stopped after, “Had meth in his house” this would be the most obvious “Yes” of all time. All that would need to be written would be the word yes. However, dead Bald Eagle? That one took me by surprise. This guy strikes me as one of the people who went down to Texas to volunteer to do border patrol so he could have a reason to just shoot people. He’s like Cartman when he becomes a border patrol agent.

But shooting a bald eagle? Americas animal, the symbol of freedom, democracy, and the right to cook meth in your home, was found DEAD? I am shocked. So shocked that I am starting to think this was all a setup by the cops. I think they knew this guy was cooking up that Walter White Blue and ran out of patience waiting for him to blow himself up. What is the average jail time for someone making meth? A year or two? Maybe just probation? Not severe enough. But a dead eagle? Thats lifetime, bub. Everyone hates you too. Nobody will buy your drugs when you’re outta your cell because you’re now a security threat in the eyes of every Red-blooded American. You can rape, murder, and steal and people will still look at your in a more positive light than if you kill a Bald Eagle because ‘Merica!

Hope this guy has fun getting bent over by the dude with the shaved head and full back Bald eagle/ American flag tattoo while he contemplates how if he had just been making meth, he’d be a free man.