A teacher smeared poop all over a park that her principal rented out for her kids birthday because she was angry at her.
First off, of course this was in Florida. Where else would it be? I feel like this registers at a 2 on the “How fucked up is Florida” scale and probably happens once a week. It just so happens this time the teacher deliberately did this at her bosses daughter’s birthday party. That is a level of spite we can only dream of reaching. I think the most spiteful thing I’ve ever done was telling someone they couldn’t sit next to me on the bus when I was 8 because he said he didn’t like what I brought for show and tell.
My favorite part of the story is the teacher admitted to putting poop all over the park during, yet is pleading not guilty. How does that work? Hey officer I did this but I also totally didn’t. I guess she has a 50% shot of that working though. Maybe she did maybe she didn’t. It’s like when you’re a kid and try to spinzone your way out of getting caught by your parents. I once blacked out and threw up all over my bathroom after a night of drinking in my basement and told my mom, “I wasn’t driving and was in a safe space so I shouldn’t realllly get in trouble.” She woke me up at 530 the next morning to clean the gutters.
And this principal has to quit now, right? Knowing that someone who works for you hates you so much they’re literally shitting all over you has to be demoralizing. And if this lady went there, she must know that all of the other teachers hate her but don’t have the gut to act on it. This lady spoke for everyone at the school with her shit smearing and the principal knows it.
Or it’s just another crazy lady from Florida. Either/or.
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