Costco Now Selling 27 Pound Tub of Mac and Cheese

My gut reaction to this? Oh hell yeah. My guts reaction to this? Please, no.

If I could only eat one thing for the rest of my life, mac and cheese might just be it. As I have gotten older, my palate has evolved. As a boy, easy mac did the job. When I got a little older it was a toss up between Kraft and Velveeta. Nowadays, the only acceptable choice is Annies White Cheddar. If you are over 12 and your mac and cheese isn’t Annies, stop. Go spoil yourself and feel your life change one bite at a time.

HOWEVA, this 27 pound tub of Costco cheese is a game changer. A box of Annies is 6 ounces. That means I can get roughly 72 boxes of mac and cheese in one purchase. If I put my mind to it I could eat that in 3 weeks. 3 boxes a day, 21 days, with a couple here and there for desert. No problem. Not only would it be cost effective, I’d save on my water bill and toilet paper consumption because I would literally never poop.

This blog doesn’t really make any sense or have a purpose other than to work myself into a tizzy about eating mac and cheese so excuse me while I go eat it for lunch and dinner.

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